HD Retards

Coworker calls me up today and asks me what needs to be done to change an internal mailing group into an internet email address group. Told him we just needed to enabled the group address in our spam filters. He laughed and proceeded to tell me when he sent the request to his help desk support group he got a reply that said he needed to change the group name so that it ended in group. :SLAPS FOREHEAD:

External battery

So my coworker comes by to tell me a story. Apparently one of our retarded coworkers came by and told him that her laptop battery was no longer charging and requested a new battery. He went ahead and ordered one and let her know when it came in. When he proceeded to give her the new battery she told him "You must have misunderstood me. I meant the 'external battery'." At the point my coworker was at a lost for words. How can someone who works in IT not know what an AC ADAPTER IS? And how she came to the conclusion that it was an "external battery" we will never know. Retards never cease to amaze us.